christmas cher-ing (drabble challenge 41: christmas)

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

title: christmas cher-ing
author: jumoon
word count: 200 words
concrit?: always!
pairing: yunho/yoochun
rating: pg
a/n. i.... have no idea. um. cher came on my shuffle... and i went with it. :|


Instead of listening to Christmas music on Christmas eve, Yoochun listens to Cher and sings about how he wishes he could turn back time and reach the stars. Not that Yunho has anything against Cher, but really, it's Christmas. Yunho allows it until Yoochun starts singing about taxis and some guy named Pavarotti, then he attempts to break Yoochun's concentration with waving hands and frowny faces. Yoochun is not deterred and focuses more on hitting high notes that would be better left to Changmin, Junsu or Jaejoong. Or just Cher.

"I'm taking your presents back," Yunho says, hands on his hips for his best leader-pose.

"Do you believe in life after love?" Yoochun sings, grinning.

"You're not even going to get a lump of coal," Yunho tries again.

"I really don't think you're strong enough," Yoochun keeps singing, louder now.

Yunho brings out the big guns. "No sex for a week. Not even kisses."

The music shuts off instantly. "Heart of stone," Yoochun grumbles. Yunho shuts him up with a kiss in reward. "Wanna unwrap me?" Yoochun adds after they break apart for air.

Yunho grins and sings as he tugs Yoochun to the bedroom, "I got you, babe."

Comments

[kiibou.livejournal.com]

yay for Cher and picturing yoochun really doing this, ♥.

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

sjkd dies ♥♥ i could imagine it too and like. never stopped laughing as i wrote this :((((( ♥!! my english T_T

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.



jamie, i didn't think you could amaze me any more than you already have. but here we are. herrrreeee we are. *________________________________________*

♥

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

i'm pretty sure you would have been more amazed had this been homin..

sdjkfhsdkf dies BUT YES I LOVE CHER :(( ♥♥♥!!!!!!

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

SOBS CHANGMIN SINGING CHER WOULD BE THE FLAMINGESTEST THING HE COULD EVER DO SO I'M GLAD THIS IS YUNCHUN CUZ IT ACTUALLY SUITS YOOCHUN?

...!?!?!?!?!

ADSFLJASELFKAJDSLF i keep hearing it in my head as i read. D:

IF I COULD FIND A WAY!

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

skjdfhjklsdhfsdlhfkjhdsldfh crying forever BUT IF IT HAD BEEN HOMIN I WOULD HAVE MADE YUNHO SING CHER :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND DANCE MAYBE



fuck now i wanna remix my own fic ;_; THANK YOU YUXI. AS ALWAYS YOU MAKE MY BRAIN GO ALL HOMIN-Y T_T

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

...i. i don't even know what to say to you. oh my god. cannot get image of yunho in a large headdress and sequiny dress out of my head THANK YOU VERY MUCH DIES.



hahahahaha but :( i didn't even say anything this time. :l it's like i exude homin pheromones or something. D:

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

KFKLASJDGHDKLFGHKL;GH I... DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT SOBS FOREVERMORE SKJDFHLSGHF

jksdhfljkh i'll bet you do >(

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

i have a sickness. D: STOP DISCRIMINATING RUNS AWAY CRYING

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

ksdhfjsdhf COME BACK... come back.... come back



/titanic

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU EXIST. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: JACK!

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

SOBBING I JUST DON'T KNOW. probably to bring retardedness to the internet.

[machine-of-july.livejournal.com]

trauma D:

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

... ;_____________________________________;

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

LSAFJDLKF WE SHOULD CONSUMMATE THIS RELATIONSHIP.

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

sdhgjkdhgdgkljakhsdfjaslkdjf dead forever too late

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

'TIS NEVER TOO LATE FOR THE CONSUMMATING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

sdjklfkljsdhf IT IS WHEN I'M DEAD.....

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

YOU ASSUME I DO NOT APPROVE OF NECROPHILIA!

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

......................... sobbing forever. dkjfh traumatized ;_;

[yuxo.livejournal.com]

...D:!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU ASSUME RIGHT. DDDDD:

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

Adorable!! Haha omg I'm downloading MOONSTRUCK at this very moment sjhdjkh I love vintage Cher. and thiiiis. ♥

[procreational.livejournal.com]

dghskj dead Cher...this is so cute idek :( ♥ Almost swayed!

[machine-of-july.livejournal.com]

b-but you get a thousand A++++++++++++++++ for writing my beloved 2U ougad ;_; ♥♥

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

asjkldh dies i only like a few of her songs >.> ♥♥ thank you, hannahh~

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

dies thank you, bb ♥♥!! ooh-la-la~~

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

Yoochun is such a doooork.

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

i knoooow. i could ttly see him and yunho being cher fanatics *___* ♥♥

[naeve14.livejournal.com]

OMG!! Cher? Why?! But strangely, i think i can just picture Yoochun singing to it too clearly it's disturbing! *sweats*

Anyway, this is really brilliant, cute, funny, sweet, dork etc etc all wrapped in 200 words which i can never do or being remotely close at par.

And Yunho, you cheat! You know very damn well that by using that trump card you will get (all) things your way.

Thank you so much for writing my beloved Yunchun and i love this!!

[renichifreak.livejournal.com]

YUNCHUUUUUUUUN!!!::tackles you and snuggles you::


<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[ara-niey.livejournal.com]

'Yoochun is not deterred and focuses more on hitting high notes that would be better left to Changmin, Junsu or Jaejoong. Or just Cher.'


lol~XD
wonder how that would sound..keke~

[volatileflame.livejournal.com]

this was just awesome XD

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

hahaha, thank you for reading~~ ♥!!

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

yesssss :DD i love yunchun~ thank you for reading!! <33

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

hahaha, i can kind of imagine... thank you for reading!! <33

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

hee, thank you so much! <33

[jt-fangirlism.livejournal.com]

grease, yoochun can never have enough of it!XDDD