ext_70966 ([identity profile] sleepish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dbsk_flashfic2008-09-25 08:02 pm

bring all the boys to the garden. (drabble challenge 30: vegetable)

title bring all the boys to the garden.
author [livejournal.com profile] sunfever.
word count 150.
concrit hit me.
pairing yoochun, changmin.
a/n the dumbest thing you will ever read.







They arrive on set and Yoochun steps onto his soapbox. (He has a wooden box that says SOAP on it.) "Hi everyone," he says conversationally. "Peanuts are fruits, not vegetables. I thought they were vegetables because," he looks down at the card in his hand, "because my brain resembles one, on a good day. But Changmin--"

He turns the card over, keeps reading. "--knew peanuts were fruits, because Changmin's brain is from a totally superior garden. And his cucumber is bigger than mine. Thanks."

Management continues pretending they don’t recognize him. Yunho rubs his face. Changmin applauds politely.




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[identity profile] illuminations.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
fjdkjfkjdfgihdfkfdjkf greatest dumb thing ever. crying. cucumbers.

[identity profile] unmyeong.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
delightful :') ♥

[identity profile] firelights.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
dying. dyinggggg. what. rofl idek. peanuts. dies. cucumber omg i just realized yes sensei i have been studying hard. dead. ♥
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[identity profile] illuminations.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
did you just pun my name.

[identity profile] firelights.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
... wait, peanuts are fruits? :|
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[identity profile] illuminations.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
no. you're jaejoong.

[identity profile] firelights.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
i googled 'peanuts are fruits' just in case. i can't believe this. :|
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[identity profile] illuminations.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
truest thing ever!

[identity profile] kayjayloves.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
lolol i love you.

peanuts are fruits :|?

[identity profile] kayjayloves.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS WHAT I SAID D: this knowledge is new to me :||

[identity profile] firelights.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
lol you used the same emoticon and everything stalker. :|

also, why aren't you on msn?

[identity profile] kayjayloves.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
*wins at stalking* :O

refer to my journal D:

[identity profile] kayjayloves.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
mainly because there's shiny epik high previews

[identity profile] coolplastic19.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
akdfjka!! OMG cucumbers! XDD

[identity profile] xiahtic.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
fhsdf dead <333333333

[identity profile] ranalore.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
::is in hysterics::

These boys are fruits, every one, and you captured that perfectly. Also, Junsu suggested the cucumber thing, didn't he?

[identity profile] moonrabbit.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I need to submit more prompts, like, yesterday. The writers in this comm come up with SUCH AMAZING STUFF. I LOVE THE CUCUMBER. XD

(Peanuts are really a legume (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut) and thus not a fruit or a vegetable, actually. Yes, I went and looked it up. Yes, I am the world's biggest nerd.)

[identity profile] morninglory17.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
wth hahahahah. that was really funny.

[identity profile] undamage.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
alksdf ♥ i'm rolling, i promise. oh, changmin.

[identity profile] halfkissed.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
OMFG. O___O

*DIES LAUGHING*

♥♥♥

[identity profile] herojejung.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
brilliant. XD

[identity profile] kallistei.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
... Fruits! :D
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[identity profile] essyllus.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
................possibly the best thing ever. ♥♥♥♥♥

[identity profile] thevignette.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god i love you, i really do &hearts

also, i had no idea peanuts were fruits. and it's not like i thought they were vegetables either. i don't even know what i think they were :|

[identity profile] coconutjack.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
they're ALL fruits. hahaha. yoochun's such a peach. ♥♥♥

[identity profile] quiet-heartache.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
yoochun got manipulaaated lols!
evil min
but so much win
lalalala

thanks XD

[identity profile] supsunshine.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
dead xDDDD

[identity profile] ex-trolleys.livejournal.com 2008-09-26 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahaha this is so great. :)) one should know better than to make a deal with Mephistopheles Changmin!

[identity profile] jt-fangirlism.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
really?? whoa! you really do learn something new everyday..^^

And his cucumber is bigger than mine. Thank you.

LOL. i'm not sure whether to agree or disagree on this one..xP

[identity profile] thevirginia.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
LOLLL. everything about this is adorable. the soapboxxxx XD~

[identity profile] milena-1980.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL Awesome XDDDDD

[identity profile] haru-no-keeki.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL

[identity profile] rhidana.livejournal.com 2008-11-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
This totally made my night! =D!

[identity profile] augurscourtesan.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Your timing! OH! You have drabble timing like a master comedian. The last two lines are the icing on the whole cake.

I haven't laughed that hard at anything I've read in this fandom ever!

Gods, thank you!