bring all the boys to the garden. (drabble challenge 30: vegetable)

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

title bring all the boys to the garden.
author sunfever.
word count 150.
concrit hit me.
pairing yoochun, changmin.
a/n the dumbest thing you will ever read.







They arrive on set and Yoochun steps onto his soapbox. (He has a wooden box that says SOAP on it.) "Hi everyone," he says conversationally. "Peanuts are fruits, not vegetables. I thought they were vegetables because," he looks down at the card in his hand, "because my brain resembles one, on a good day. But Changmin--"

He turns the card over, keeps reading. "--knew peanuts were fruits, because Changmin's brain is from a totally superior garden. And his cucumber is bigger than mine. Thanks."

Management continues pretending they don’t recognize him. Yunho rubs his face. Changmin applauds politely.

Comments

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

fjdkjfkjdfgihdfkfdjkf greatest dumb thing ever. crying. cucumbers.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

sd;lfks di it's so bad i want to die.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

did you just pun my name.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

do you think i'm junsu.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

no. you're jaejoong.

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

lkjkl that is just not true.

[illuminations.livejournal.com]

truest thing ever!

[unmyeong.livejournal.com]

delightful :') ♥

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

♥

[firelights.livejournal.com]

dying. dyinggggg. what. rofl idek. peanuts. dies. cucumber omg i just realized yes sensei i have been studying hard. dead. ♥

[firelights.livejournal.com]

... wait, peanuts are fruits? :|

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

they are! it blew my mind too. but wikipedia can back me up. :|

[firelights.livejournal.com]

i googled 'peanuts are fruits' just in case. i can't believe this. :|

[sleepish.livejournal.com]

learning through fanfiction slfkds.

[kayjayloves.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT I SAID D: this knowledge is new to me :||

[firelights.livejournal.com]

lol you used the same emoticon and everything stalker. :|

also, why aren't you on msn?

[kayjayloves.livejournal.com]

*wins at stalking* :O

refer to my journal D:

[kayjayloves.livejournal.com]

mainly because there's shiny epik high previews

[kayjayloves.livejournal.com]

lolol i love you.

peanuts are fruits :|?

[coolplastic19.livejournal.com]

akdfjka!! OMG cucumbers! XDD

[xiahtic.livejournal.com]

fhsdf dead <333333333

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

::is in hysterics::

These boys are fruits, every one, and you captured that perfectly. Also, Junsu suggested the cucumber thing, didn't he?

[moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Man, I need to submit more prompts, like, yesterday. The writers in this comm come up with SUCH AMAZING STUFF. I LOVE THE CUCUMBER. XD

(Peanuts are really a legume (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut) and thus not a fruit or a vegetable, actually. Yes, I went and looked it up. Yes, I am the world's biggest nerd.)

[morninglory17.livejournal.com]

wth hahahahah. that was really funny.

[undamage.livejournal.com]

alksdf ♥ i'm rolling, i promise. oh, changmin.

[halfkissed.livejournal.com]

OMFG. O___O

*DIES LAUGHING*

♥♥♥

[herojejung.livejournal.com]

brilliant. XD

[kallistei.livejournal.com]

... Fruits! :D

[essyllus.livejournal.com]

................possibly the best thing ever. ♥♥♥♥♥

[thevignette.livejournal.com]

oh my god i love you, i really do &hearts

also, i had no idea peanuts were fruits. and it's not like i thought they were vegetables either. i don't even know what i think they were :|

[coconutjack.livejournal.com]

they're ALL fruits. hahaha. yoochun's such a peach. ♥♥♥

[quiet-heartache.livejournal.com]

yoochun got manipulaaated lols!
evil min
but so much win
lalalala

thanks XD

[supsunshine.livejournal.com]

dead xDDDD

[ex-trolleys.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha this is so great. :)) one should know better than to make a deal with Mephistopheles Changmin!

[jt-fangirlism.livejournal.com]

really?? whoa! you really do learn something new everyday..^^

And his cucumber is bigger than mine. Thank you.

LOL. i'm not sure whether to agree or disagree on this one..xP

[thevirginia.livejournal.com]

LOLLL. everything about this is adorable. the soapboxxxx XD~

[milena-1980.livejournal.com]

ROFL Awesome XDDDDD

[haru-no-keeki.livejournal.com]

ROFL

[rhidana.livejournal.com]

This totally made my night! =D!

[augurscourtesan.livejournal.com]

Your timing! OH! You have drabble timing like a master comedian. The last two lines are the icing on the whole cake.

I haven't laughed that hard at anything I've read in this fandom ever!

Gods, thank you!