dbsk_flashfic | bring all the boys to the garden. (drabble challenge 30: vegetable)

title bring all the boys to the garden.
author

sunfever.
word count 150.
concrit hit me.
pairing yoochun, changmin.
a/n the dumbest thing you will ever read.

They arrive on set and Yoochun steps onto his soapbox. (He has a wooden box that says SOAP on it.) "Hi everyone," he says conversationally. "Peanuts are fruits, not vegetables. I thought they were vegetables because," he looks down at the card in his hand, "because my brain resembles one, on a good day. But Changmin--"

He turns the card over, keeps reading. "--knew peanuts were fruits, because Changmin's brain is from a totally superior garden. And his cucumber is bigger than mine. Thanks."

Management continues pretending they don’t recognize him. Yunho rubs his face. Changmin applauds politely.