dbsk_flashfic | princess plus spatula (drabble challenge 72: princess and the pea)

title princess plus spatula
author delphien
length drabble (200 words)
genre comedy
rating g or maybe slightly tiny pg because of the word bitch. yeah..not really.
concrit yes pleases :)
pairing yunho/jaejoong, slight!jaejoong/junsu

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The first night Jaejoong doesn't sleep well, he disregards it for restlessness.

He wakes up a little tired and makes breakfast and acts just a little bitchy but the members don't really notice much.

The second night Jaejoong doesn't sleep well, he stares angrily at the ceiling in frustration and climbs into Junsu's bed.
He sleeps well after that.

He wakes up much more refreshed and makes breakfast and the members file in happily.
Except for Yunho.
A resounding crash echoes around the apartment and the unmistakable sound of foot meeting metal triggers a protective instinct in Jaejoong.

"Yah, Yunho! Keep your feet away from my washing machine!"

Jaejoong storms down the hallway, spatula in hand.

Yunho is staring into the machine, bewildered.

Jaejoong fixes him with a steady look. "What."

"I can't find her."

Silence reigns for about six and three quarter seconds before Jaejoong is storming the other way, into his room and reaching under the mattress and storming all the way back to the laundry room.

Jaejoong whips Bambi at Yunho's face and goes after the other three members screaming something about poisoning dinner and osteoporosis.

Junsu, Yoochun, and Changmin seriously think about hiding under the sink.