SORE LOSER (DRABBLE CHALLENGE 81: PRACTICAL JOKE)

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Title: Sore Loser
Author: gurohideki
Word count: 100 words each
Concrit?: Yes, please
Pairing: Jaemin
Rating: G
Summary: It’s all in good fun.
Author's Notes: First time poster. I don’t own Jeff Dunham’s insanity, or the fact that superpower!Min is so much win.

1. Somehow Changmin develops telekinesis. It’s awesome like his face so he doesn’t question it, instead opting to humor himself and treat his parents to dinner for their continued patronage in terms of genes and whatnot. Life, however, goes on as usual: “Changmin-ah, have you seen my cell phone?” “Sorry, Hyung,” the maknae says with perfect sincerity while levitating said device a good three inches above Yunho’s head. “Maybe Junsu…” Yunho nods gratefully, changing his course for the kitchen. “Aigoo, I’m so forgetful!” The cell phone floats away behind Yunho in a game of Follow the Leader. 2. For a while, Junsu is Changmin’s favorite to mess with, because no one sounds more ridiculous when making death threats in Engrish. ‘I keeeeel you!’ sans Achmed the dead terrorist; emulated—squeaked—by Kim Junsu. Changmin rarely targets Yoochun as the latter has become more of an accessory to the pranks. After all, the ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about, Hyung’ card becomes more credible with someone else to corroborate. Unfortunately, Yunho is a bit too fun to torture. Changmin starts feeling guilty, so he tones it down to ten incidents a day. As for Jaejoong… 3. Kim Jaejoong’s ass is becoming virtually nonexistent. It begins a week prior when Changmin accidentally (he’d just been one-touched but situated too awkwardly to retaliate) slides Jaejoong’s chair away just before the eldest sits down. With nothing but air to supply resistance, he clatters ungracefully to the floor. The entire episode is hilarious though—even Jaejoong’s laughing, albeit embarrassed, but Changmin doesn’t stop there. Changmin does it again during breakfast the next morning and again (discretely) during a fan-meet that afternoon. Thankfully, the MC doesn’t ask why Jaejoong insists on standing for the interview. 4. It doesn’t occur to Changmin that perhaps he’s taking his joke a little too far until the victim himself finally confronts the maknae. “Changmin-ah. I’m limping.” Yoochun cat-calls like the greasy eavesdropper that he is, but Jaejoong continues. “I respect your powers and all, and I’m even jealous to an extent, but why’s it just me?” Changmin stiffens only slightly in the impromptu embrace that follows. During their next photoshoot, the gorgeous loveseat mysteriously shifts back as four sets of buttocks’ find themselves kissing the cold studio floor. Changmin snaps a picture, eyes glinting mischievously. 5. "I didn’t ask for a compromise, I asked you to stop,” Jaejoong says that night at the bar. He doesn’t sit down, not even when Changmin holds the stool out for him. “Hyung, it’s just a joke.” The words sound very awkward and barely suffice for an apology. He leaves it at that for the time being, idly playing with the glassware when the bartender isn’t looking. He can see the corners of Jaejoong’s lips twitch upward in the slightest smile, and that’s enough. It’s not complete forgiveness, but suddenly Changmin feels vindicated. 6. Jaejoong sighs from exhaustion, and it takes all the effort in the world just to heave his body onto the recliner. He’s too out of it to realize his mistake as the chair gives away. What’s shocking is that he lands on Changmin’s lap. It feels fantastic and has Jaejoong up and playfully hitting his dongsaeng. “You teleport too?" Changmin punches Jaejoong back before throwing his arms around him. “Shut-up and enjoy the show.” Jaejoong faces ahead and starts laughing when he sees Yunho moping around in search for Bambi, the stuffed animal hovering at his heels.

Comments

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

oh my gooosh~~~ how cute is this~~~ *O* SO cute, that's how cute! ^O^ poor joongie!bum. kekeke. and i love how changmin picks on yunho~~ haha. too funny. ^O^

[gurohideki.livejournal.com]

Teehee~ Your comment makes me this ^_________________^ happy. Thank you for reading!!

[chloe1910.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Magnae is ebil..♥ this is really adorable..

[gurohideki.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha!! I love me some ebil maknae. Thank you!

[thevirginia.livejournal.com]

ADORABLE :D This put a smile on my face. Oh, Yunho; it's just too easy.

[gurohideki.livejournal.com]

So true, so true. I started feeling bad for picking on leader-ssi so much, but I couldn't help but bring him back for an encore. >:D Thank you~

[keiko-kirin.livejournal.com]

:D This was SO CUTE! Changmin+telekinesis? is *scary*!! XD Junsu's Engrish LOL! and victim!Yunho is ♥ Adorable!

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[gurohideki.livejournal.com]

/giggles like a schoolgirl

They're too silly and quirky and adorable and *everyotherwordinthedictionary* for their own good. Thanks for reading!!!

And yay! I exist now! Thank you again Mod-sshi. ^_^